she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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