it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
there is puke in my bra ... again
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