she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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