I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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