so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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