Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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