That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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