Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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