ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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