You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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