Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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