Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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