Fuck appropriateness.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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