i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
