i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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