There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
it was like eating out sand paper
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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