My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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