I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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