She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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