Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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