Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
