I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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