The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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