dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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