i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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