i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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