How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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