everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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