I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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