it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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