maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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