My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
