garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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