? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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