TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
