kristin has been a bad kristin
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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