Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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