just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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