Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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