I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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