Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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