ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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