Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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