'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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