I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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