When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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