idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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