next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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