how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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