i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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