No stitches, just platelets and will power
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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