i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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