i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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