i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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