I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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